Alyssa was whining when she didn't get her way. This conversation ensued.
Me: Do you need to go to bed.
Alyssa: No
Me: Then quit acting like a baby.
A: I'm not a baby.
Me: Then quit acting like one.
A: You called me a baby.
Me: No, I said you were acting like one.
A: Oh, I forgot. I'm Alyssa. I'm not a baby.